Slitheen



S. Slitheen is a dim-witted man from the planet Raxacoricovarlonpatorius who was left on Sodor by his parents because they couldn't be bothered to raise him.

Bio
He first met Cyber in the care home they grew up in and Cyber has had to look after him since. Even when they were toddlers Cyber had to show him which bit of their nurse was serving the drinks.

His other childhood friend Dalek Sec gets the most annoyed with his stupidity and often beats him in various ways including punching, kicking, smashing, and name calling. But Slitheen seems oblivious to the injuries and how much he annoys Sec, and the circle keeps turning.

One of Slitheen's favourite things in the whole world is cooking, even though he isn't very good at it. He always finds a way to cook even the simplest meals up including roast turkey at Christmas, British Fry-ups at breakfast, steak meals, spaghetti and even sandwiches. Despite his failure as a cook he keeps doing it because to him it makes him feel useful in the flat.

He is always coming up with a cunning plan or two to help his friends with a problem, the only flaw with his plans is that every plan his has always has a flaw or two. He even came up with a plan to find the pieces to Unikitty's old home and rebuild it, but the only downside was it would take years to find all the pieces. Just look at how long it took us to find the Titanic.

Persona
Slitheen can be described as Baldrick, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Ed and Homestar Runner rolled into one person, with the IQ of -100 he's always getting into trouble and Dalek Sec and Cyber always have to get him out of it.

Voice Actor

 * Dalek44 2009 - present

Quotes
"I have a cunning plan."

- Slitheen's catchphrase everytime he has a plan

"I LOVE McDonalds. But I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. But it's SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD!"

- During his meal at McDonalds, Caught in a Maze